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Look at I� 

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This is good. Come on, come on, come on...

3
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Sorry, but why do I have to go up?

4
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Sorry, there are two of us
and I'm not going up, you're going up.

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- Then we'll play it as usual.
- Think of a number.

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- Have you thought about it?
- Yes.

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- You lost. Come on, you get on.
- Wait a minute.

8
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- Even or odd?
- Even.

9
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Come on, let's hurry up.

10
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Go. First the hand and then the foot.

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- Cheer up! Cheer up!
- Calm down!

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What are you doing...
Slowly!

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Fast!

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- What are you saying?
- Shut up, get in!

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Stick to the window!

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Grab the window!

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- Shut up, if you fall you'll wake everyone up!
- Let me down!

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Save!

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Valentine!

20
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SEl MONTHS BEFORE

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> All stories begin
with: "Once upon a time".

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> The story I am
to tell you, instead,

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> begins with: "It's always been there."

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> And yes, because it's always there
was a small village in Sicily

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> where life flows normally,
people work,

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> gets married, earns honor and dies.

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COUNCIL DELEGITIMIZED.
NEW ELECTIONS NOW

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> This one you see in the white dress
together with his wife is Don Ciccio Milazzo.

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> For the judiciary � 
the "90 piece" of the country.

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> For the country he is a man who has
committed some naive youthful mistakes

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> However it is here with us
in Cardaci there is a saying:

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> No leaf moves
that Don Ciccio doesn't want.

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> What you see over there at the bottom
It's the "Passalacqua" bar

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> And this is Gino Passalacqua
dealing with the usual problem...

35
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...I would go to bed,
but do you think this is life?

36
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Every night at two, two thirty
some very big cuckolds

37
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they ring my bell... Drin!

38
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Every night for months!

39
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I can't take it anymore!

40
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<i>...do you want something else?</i>

41
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> Here they are.
These are Salvo and Valentino.

42
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>These two guys have
in life only one dream:

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> stretch this as much as possible
moment that sees them unemployed

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> and without responsibility on your shoulders.

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>By the way, they're talking
of public competitions.

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> Why do they make them...
But not to win them,

47
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> just to get rid of
tight grip of girlfriends

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> and take some
holiday day.

49
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...So, we have: Rome, Post Office,
three days, half board! Huh?

50
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No Rome, we've seen it all,
there is nothing left to see.

51
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When you saw the Colosseum in Rome,
St. Peter's and Totti's house,

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- what else do you want to see?
- Okay, but there are tourists...

53
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If for this reason there are also in Venice...

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Enough with Venice!

55
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Enough. But I said it.

56
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Then we have: Milan, librarians,
three days, full board!

57
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What you have to do
with three days in Milan?

58
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It takes a minimum to turn it all around
a month in a hurry.

59
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- But there are models.
- If for this reason there are also in Venice,

60
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Indeed they graze there freely,
that is their natural habitat...

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Enough Venice! Save,
do me this courtesy!

62
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- Will you do me this courtesy?
- Enough Venice...

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Here are the coffees... Sorry
if I made you wait,

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but today I'm not in my head.

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Even tonight those cuckolds
they came to play for me.

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- Gino, please...
- We're talking about work.

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At work? You two?
Let's hope so! Let's hope so!

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You know that I care about you
like two children...

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- Talk, talk...
- Thank you.

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> And as a rule of opposites he wants,

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> they correspond to two idlers
two girlfriends who work,

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> and that they are very clear about
your own goals.

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- What do you think, will we make it?
- Certain. And then we have no alternatives.

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In a month we have
The appointment...

75
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It'll be fine,
don't worry.

76
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Now let's go to what
we have that thing to do.

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Listen, Milan then?

78
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Milan! Models, females,
we will make a massacre!

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- Always the same plan?
- Certain!

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- Listen, but as a Father...
- Watch out!

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But from Father Renzino
do we have to go?

82
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Same story every time?
Of course we have to go!

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But first let's go to the girls.

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This time I have a bad one
hunch, Salvo.

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In my opinion this
once they don't let us leave,

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it ends like with soccer, which
They haven't sent us to play for three months!

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But what does it have to do with it?
That's because I was injured!

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So I tell you not only that
that we are going to Milan,

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but let's go tonight
to even play soccer.

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- Do you want to come?
- If there's room.

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Now I'll show you,
let me do the talking. Let's go.

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- Good morning. She's alive...
- It was to check...

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We congratulate you on the vastness
assortment that increases day by day.

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- In fact, customers crowd the shop joyfully...
- Yes, you can see...

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Congratulations for the shop,
ma'am. The girls?

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Of I�. Thanks and good morning.
Let's do it ourselves.

97
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Good morning ladies.
So what do they say?

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What did you come to do?

99
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No, nothing! Like that, like that
we passed, I said:

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- When I go to say hello to Loredana...
- Why, do you have something to ask?

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- No!
- Then come on, we don't have time to waste.

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Just don't talk back to me
of soccer because today is not a day.

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But what about soccer?
then I can't play,

104
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I have groin pain in my arm
that really feels...

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- You tell him too.
- All the groin pain in my arm...

106
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But what is it, Valentino?

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It's practically there
a competition for librarians,

108
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that we didn't think of
and instead they admitted us.

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Still with these competitions?

110
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Again with these contests!

111
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But what should I do with you?
But what kind of figures are you making me do?

112
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Five years that
it makes me travel all over Italy.

113
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We've been everywhere.
In Naples, in Rome, in Genoa...

114
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Only in Venice
we have never been.

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But are you interested in doing it, Vale?

116
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Oh well, in the absence of an alternative...

117
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- But have you ever thought about it?
- For what?

118
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- To an alternative!
- What alternative?

119
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Oh well, go. Let's forget about it.

120
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Go go go!

121
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Pole...

122
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But do it another time.
Please do it for us,

123
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- Try it again...
- Once again like a good child...

124
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It's all useless... How many have I done
of these damned competitions...

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- Yes, that's fine, but...
- And shut up, you're going to suffocate him! Always talking...

126
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We know and appreciate it
everything you've done.

127
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Always tossed around Italy...

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Mom don't make me think about it,
who, in addition to suffering from the distance,

129
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but how much money do I have there
made to spend for nothing!

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But we are happy
to spend this money.

131
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You're grown up now and can see yourself settled down
It is our only wish.

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I'm sorry, I don't feel like it.
Too many disappointments.

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- Tell him something too.
- Do I give him two slaps?

134
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And let's not do what you make me do
the usual sermon from Father Renzino.

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Because work is a duty,
and looking for it is a duty.

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And finding it is a gift from God.

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And a gift from God cannot be refused.

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But you remember the miracle
of the loaves and fishes?

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That too was a gift from God,

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And that maybe there was someone
who said: Lord, I'm sorry,

141
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I don't like fish,
wouldn't there be breadsticks?

142
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Nobody refused.

143
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What do you think, guys?

144
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Yes, but not like that!

145
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Alleluia! It's done! They accepted!
They will take part in the competition in Milan!

146
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My beautiful son come here!
Now you're a man!

147
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- Thank you...
- And applaud!

148
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Guys, have you heard? This one
Once Tony seems determined.

149
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- I know that Tania left Tony...
- Come on, we're talking about a couple

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that last year
she broke up twelve times.

151
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But if we all know
that she is a heavy...

152
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And "don't do this, don't do that",
and "Tony don't come this way, don't go this way..."

153
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- Oh, in 2000?
- Guys, what are we kidding?

154
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Freedom in the couple is fundamental.
If it's not there, it's over. Right, love?

155
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Yes yes.

156
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Oh well, then with marriage
all things are sorted out.

157
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Why, what happens with marriage?

158
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Nothing, just that then one
think about the house, the children,

159
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he no longer has the time
for this nonsense.

160
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No, here the story is different.
There's no point in us getting into stories...

161
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We all know Tony,
he doesn't want to do anything.

162
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A woman needs certainties,
and what did he offer Tania?

163
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He's 30 years old, doesn't have a job
and does nothing from morning to night.

164
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- By the way, when are you leaving?
- Tomorrow.

165
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Yes, but now I do it
just for my parents.

166
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Instead I do it for myself.

167
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Because if this time it goes
well Sandra and I are getting married.

168
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Love, what's wrong with you?

169
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But that, is because of the fact that
there was no truffle in the pub?

170
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Oh well, we won't go there again.
We don't have to go there.

171
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

172
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It's this marriage thing
You said it in front of everyone...

173
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But look at the announcement of
marriage used to be a party,

174
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- serenades were also performed.
- Yes, but first you could have told me alone.

175
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These are intimate things between me
and you. See how discreet Salvo is?

176
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I understand. It's the Valentino thing
who told Sandra that they are getting married,

177
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I didn't say it because I marry you every day
day, there's no need to say it...

178
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Do I need to say it?
And I say it, it's not that...

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I'll find a job and marry you,
because I don't have any problems...

180
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- Goodnight Salvo.
- Goodnight love.

181
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And then I said it like that, that's all
it was an important thing, is that...

182
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- Isn't that important?
- Honey, it's something very important!

183
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Think that I am
very favorable to marriage.

184
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What I want to tell you
That's a separate thing...

185
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- Goodnight.
- Listen a minute...

186
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Loredana?
No, I'm alone.

187
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Oh, and what did he tell you?

188
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Floor! Floor!

189
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How did you come to say about the
wedding in front of everyone?

190
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- I said it like this... It'll pass anyway.
- Then it goes away?

191
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Loredana gave me such a head!
"Have you seen Valentino? That promises...

192
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,939
...that does it, but you do nothing!"
- Maybe I was wrong.

193
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:07,652
It's just tonight
I feel a little tired.

194
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:11,067
Look, I don't feel like waiting
an hour. Do we have to go there?

195
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What do you say? But then
shall we change plans?

196
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Of course we have to go,
in fact we go there first

197
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so we can hurry and then
we're going home. Go slowly.

198
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- Brake and clutch.
- Brake and clutch!

199
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- Ruined my day.
- The important thing is that you solved it in the end.

200
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- And what did you say to Loredana?
- I said: "That's how I did it!

201
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I am against marriage!
Take it or leave it!

202
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I'll go, it's my turn.

203
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Cuckolds! Cuckolds and sons of whores!
And if I find out who you are I'll kill you!

204
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<i>Ciccio?</i>

205
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:14,300
<i>Ciccio, come on
to sleep, it's late!</i>

206
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,251
<i>Ciccio!</i>

207
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And remember my son that
in Milan the females are all...

208
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Shut up, you're suffocating him!

209
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Then I put you
two schnitzel sandwiches

210
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and two with mozzarella and
ham cooked the way you like them.

211
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Then you have the baked pasta and the arancini
which will remain warm until this evening.

212
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- Mom, the train leaves!
- Don't worry, there's time!

213
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:45,819
Come on! Okay mom, I'm coming now...

214
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:50,003
Hey, do you still have to stay like this?
Still angry?

215
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- Do you have to make me leave like this?
- And what changes?

216
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Then, while you're at it, I recommend it
to buy two nice panettone,

217
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but I recommend the good ones,
that in this period there are sales...

218
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- Can you say hello to Sandra?
- A moment of patience!

219
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,970
So, this brought him
this morning the pastry chef boy.

220
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,124
He says Mr. Milazzo sent him.

221
00:16:08,224 --> 00:16:10,636
If you can kindly hand it over
to a friend of his from Milan...

222
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,778
There's the address and everything.
I couldn't say no, you know.

223
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,664
But what does it have to do with it, mistakes happen.

224
00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:17,773
The important thing is to understand where one goes wrong.

225
00:16:18,075 --> 00:16:21,344
Thank God it's been 5 years
that makes me understand where I'm wrong.

226
00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:25,618
Every day every day. the
I'm with you because you improve me.

227
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,001
Come on... Come on!

228
00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:33,630
Look, I wanted to tell you that
I'm sorry about last night.

229
00:16:34,812 --> 00:16:36,354
Don't worry.

230
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,778
- Go and leave.
- Let's go Vale!

231
00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:41,406
My son, have a good trip!
And you tell him nothing?

232
00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:43,748
- Do I give him two slaps?
- Leave her alone, dad...

233
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:45,032
Save, come on, it's late!

234
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,387
Go get the seats
that I have to say goodbye to Loredana.

235
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:49,493
- Hi love.
- Love, will you call me?

236
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,750
In a quarter of an hour and then every
5 minutes like you taught me. HI.

237
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,592
- HI! HI!
- Sad!

238
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,289
- I feel like I'm dying!
- Damn, exaggerated!

239
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,312
- But I recover!
- HI!

240
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,223
- HI!
- Watch out for females!

241
00:17:17,032 --> 00:17:19,981
Tomorrow night at the disco.
I already have the address.

242
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:22,385
Females, models, tomorrow
let's make a massacre!

243
00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:26,243
Rather you have to take one
separate compartment for your mother's things.

244
00:17:26,343 --> 00:17:28,253
- He filled us up.
- This is not his,

245
00:17:28,353 --> 00:17:30,882
I have to deliver this
on behalf of Mr. Milazzo.

246
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:33,846
- Ah, his things aren't enough, now...
- The others too, okay?

247
00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:38,786
- Comrade, but Mr. Milazzo is...
- Don Cicco, Don Ciccio...

248
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,021
- You could put it...
- There's no space.

249
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:48,208
I'll put it here then.

250
00:17:53,562 --> 00:17:54,858
What will happen? Nothing...

251
00:18:09,868 --> 00:18:11,583
buddy, I don't understand you.

252
00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:13,389
Your mother gives you a package
from Don Ciccio,

253
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,842
- and you take it without saying anything?
- What's the problem?

254
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:18,377
There could be anything I� 
inside, drugs, weapons, hand grenades...

255
00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:20,512
- Machine guns...
- Okay, you took the package anyway,

256
00:18:20,612 --> 00:18:22,597
the responsibility is yours.
I don't want to know anything about it,

257
00:18:22,697 --> 00:18:24,644
- I don't know you, we'll introduce ourselves tomorrow.
- Good night.

258
00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:25,694
Good night.

259
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:32,190
But then in your opinion Don Ciccio says
to me a package with weapons inside?

260
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,205
You're right buddy,
sleep... Goodnight.

261
00:18:35,456 --> 00:18:37,369
- It was to convince you...
- Yes, yes.

262
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,548
If you want the reason there is:
you have a clean criminal record.

263
00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:44,471
- You're making a castle for nothing.
- And that's how I am, builder.

264
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,979
- Exact.
- Good night.

265
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,505
And then in your opinion all the people
do they carry weapons without a criminal record?

266
00:18:52,605 --> 00:18:55,768
Precisely for this reason, because since
those with a criminal record do not carry weapons,

267
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,155
every now and then they rely on someone
clean record for something shady.

268
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,637
And therefore in your opinion all the
Do shady people have a clean criminal record?

269
00:19:06,516 --> 00:19:08,769
Listen, sleep, relax,
we'll talk about it tomorrow. All right?

270
00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:11,127
I don't want to talk about it
tomorrow, the case is closed for me.

271
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,712
- You took the package anyway.
- Good night.

272
00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:58,889
This is the way.

273
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:02,328
I don't know, we are in Milan

274
00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:07,157
and we're wasting half a day
like this. We look like the pony express!

275
00:20:07,251 --> 00:20:09,996
I don't want to know anything about it, hand it over
the package and we go back to the hotel.

276
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:12,770
I have to get ready for the disco,
I don't want to know anything.

277
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:14,078
- Here is it?
- Here it is.

278
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,804
- Come on, ring the intercom and we'll go.
- Commander Di Fatta.

279
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:26,946
Come by and don't tell me anything!

280
00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,306
- Good morning.
- Good morning ma'am.

281
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,589
- We should deliver...
- He should deliver, because me

282
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,961
- I had nothing to do with it...
- this package to the Commendatore...

283
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:46,904
The Commendatore was waiting for you.

284
00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:49,640
Did you understand? He was waiting for you.

285
00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:52,351
- Please, have a seat.
- Don't worry...

286
00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,436
- You're welcome!
- Thank you.

287
00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,212
I don't like this story.

288
00:21:01,036 --> 00:21:03,783
- You're in bad shape.
- But is there a need to do this?

289
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,729
Now we deliver
the package and we explode.

290
00:21:24,069 --> 00:21:27,361
Finally! How ever
did you arrive late?

291
00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:29,932
It's just that the train was delayed. Real?

292
00:21:30,032 --> 00:21:32,053
Ah, did you arrive by train?

293
00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:35,288
What beautiful faces of good guys you have.

294
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,013
More than anything else without a criminal record...

295
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:42,486
Speak for yourself than about me
there are things to say...

296
00:21:42,626 --> 00:21:44,073
But who are these?

297
00:21:45,072 --> 00:21:48,272
Let's see what he sent me
my friend Ciccio.

298
00:21:54,871 --> 00:22:01,059
Well well... Valentino Picone
and Salvo Ficarra.

299
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,472
Hmmm... The smell of Sicily...

300
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,242
It's really true...

301
00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:34,171
We know some things
only us Sicilians can do.

302
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:38,052
I don't know if I can explain myself.
Now let's taste it.

303
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,475
You saw that it wasn't there
nothing to worry about?

304
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,116
Relax, stay calm!

305
00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:45,844
Tonight you have this
"The Crystal Hell"? you and me.

306
00:22:45,944 --> 00:22:49,372
- Do you have the address?
- Here it is!

307
00:22:49,582 --> 00:22:54,168
<i>- This time I feel excited.
- We are in Milan, we must be cold!</i>

308
00:22:54,401 --> 00:22:56,659
Here we make a massacre.
Trust me, don't worry.

309
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,636
Tano one to Laccio one.
There's something wrong here.

310
00:22:59,736 --> 00:23:01,749
The nursery has been visited
by two carrier pigeons.

311
00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:05,172
You have to catch them and not lose them
of sight when they took flight.

312
00:23:05,272 --> 00:23:07,125
<i>I'll call a police station right away.</i>

313
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:16,516
Everything's fine, I'm
out. I hooked them.

314
00:23:16,616 --> 00:23:18,453
I'll take care of it. Let's keep in touch.

315
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:37,259
But what about us?
It seems exaggerated to me...

316
00:23:37,912 --> 00:23:40,238
But women
they care about certain things...

317
00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:43,620
I don't care, me tonight
I want to make a massacre, okay?

318
00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:46,188
Except but not
can we do it tomorrow night?

319
00:23:46,288 --> 00:23:48,356
Tonight, also because
if something goes wrong,

320
00:23:48,456 --> 00:23:50,242
in case we have
tomorrow to do it again.

321
00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:52,778
But if all goes well
think about consideration

322
00:23:52,878 --> 00:23:56,105
that our friends will have of us...
We carry them with us like relics!

323
00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:01,919
- Okay, let's do it tonight.
- Listen to me, walk!

324
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,871
Watch out, these two have
something big in mind.

325
00:24:07,971 --> 00:24:09,982
They want to do it this evening.

326
00:24:27,470 --> 00:24:28,889
I hooked them.

327
00:24:51,913 --> 00:24:53,996
Now we're going in
hotel and I go to bed.

328
00:24:54,096 --> 00:24:56,071
But you're crazy!
Finally we are in Milan,

329
00:24:56,171 --> 00:24:58,745
away from the girls, and there are some
shall we go to the hotel to sleep?

330
00:24:58,845 --> 00:25:00,416
I want myself in the hotel
put your feet up like this!

331
00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:03,434
- I have bell-bottom feet!
- Come on! And tie your shoes!

332
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,629
You're like children, you have
always shoes untied.

333
00:25:12,782 --> 00:25:14,485
<i>Give us your exact location.</i>

334
00:25:15,064 --> 00:25:16,465
Via Petrarca, over.

335
00:25:17,403 --> 00:25:19,059
- Hey come here.
- What is it?

336
00:25:19,214 --> 00:25:21,776
- Passalacqua!
- Could he be a relative of Gino?

337
00:25:21,876 --> 00:25:24,354
I don't care who he is,
we have to ring him!

338
00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:27,584
No, Salvo, you're in Milan!

339
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,895
Who cares?
With politeness but let's intercom!

340
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,454
Except, no.

341
00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:33,426
<i>As good as number two?</i>

342
00:25:34,557 --> 00:25:37,112
Yes, it could be two, why?

343
00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:40,127
So much for someone who gets put on
the little skirt from his girlfriend

344
00:25:40,227 --> 00:25:42,346
what could I expect?

345
00:25:43,966 --> 00:25:47,769
Oh yes? Now I'll do you
see me. Come here.

346
00:25:49,431 --> 00:25:52,793
<i>Be careful, the Magistrate lives there
Clarioni. Send me reinforcements.</i>

347
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,090
Clarioni lives in that building,

348
00:25:55,190 --> 00:25:57,495
<i>Magistrate of the anti-mafia pool.
We are ready to intervene!</i>

349
00:25:57,617 --> 00:25:58,489
Shit!

350
00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:01,664
Intercom, what do you care! Come on!

351
00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:04,452
Stop! Police!

352
00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:06,275
<i>Stop or I'll shoot!</i>

353
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:12,866
- Who the fuck did you ring!
- What do I know!

354
00:26:59,692 --> 00:27:01,694
Commissioner, we have
checked everything.

355
00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,849
The documents are authentic, colleagues
already they assure us that they are clean,

356
00:27:04,949 --> 00:27:08,502
and that I'm here for a competition.
And then to their country...

357
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:12,314
In the village they know them,
they are two good guys.

358
00:27:14,047 --> 00:27:16,225
- Commissioner...
- Listen, it's not for...

359
00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:18,557
Look, it's one thing
very simple to explain.

360
00:27:18,657 --> 00:27:21,458
I don't even know this,
because it is he who has the vice

361
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:24,886
who walks around and just sees
Passalacqua starts ringing the intercom.

362
00:27:24,986 --> 00:27:26,681
The situation that
came to be created...

363
00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:30,461
- Oh, silence!
- And shut up!

364
00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:33,131
Who told you to sit down?

365
00:27:33,546 --> 00:27:34,775
Sit down.

366
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,733
You have to thank heaven
that you have a clean criminal record.

367
00:27:41,788 --> 00:27:43,918
Do we have a criminal record?

368
00:27:44,769 --> 00:27:46,535
Tell him, tell him...

369
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:54,288
It's just the fact of playing
that they can't stand.

370
00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,391
Anyway, little skirt
or no skirt,

371
00:27:57,491 --> 00:27:59,768
I'm out of Sicily
I don't intercom anyone anymore.

372
00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:03,083
Forget it, they don't have
had respect, because these...

373
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:09,257
Do you see them? They put on their uniforms
and they seem like a lot.

374
00:28:09,573 --> 00:28:12,674
But I'll tell you one thing: the face
I never forget these.

375
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,172
Let me take them out of the
Commissioner, I'll show you that...

376
00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:17,357
Come on, come on...

377
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,588
Hello, do you have any coins?

378
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,437
I mean, do you want to buy tickets?

379
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:36,091
- Hello, tickets are available!
- That is, you want to buy tickets!

380
00:28:36,191 --> 00:28:37,847
Yes, Salvo, tickets are available...

381
00:28:37,947 --> 00:28:41,482
That is, not only these brought us
from one side of Milan to the other,

382
00:28:41,582 --> 00:28:43,639
but now I pay
to go back to the hotel?

383
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,599
You want to drive me crazy.
Come with me..

384
00:28:46,877 --> 00:28:50,641
Safe? Save!

385
00:28:50,676 --> 00:28:53,104
- Ticket?
- Subscriber.

386
00:28:59,315 --> 00:29:01,257
- Subscriber.
- Let me see?

387
00:29:03,902 --> 00:29:05,938
- What?
- The subscription.

388
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:08,890
Sure... Then...

389
00:29:09,589 --> 00:29:14,342
So, calm down, calm down, calm down.

390
00:29:14,442 --> 00:29:17,074
I certify, the gentleman is a subscriber.

391
00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:19,470
because I've known him for
one life, we live together,

392
00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:22,312
- every morning we go out together.
- Let me see it too then.

393
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,896
- What?
- The subscription.

394
00:29:26,439 --> 00:29:28,537
But I'm just
past, tell him too.

395
00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:30,338
It's true, it's in the past,
I certify.

396
00:29:30,438 --> 00:29:32,683
- But what do you certify?
- I self-certify it.

397
00:29:32,755 --> 00:29:34,392
You don't certify anything, me
I can check whenever I want.

398
00:29:34,492 --> 00:29:36,563
- Show me this subscription.
- Show him and we're good.

399
00:29:37,768 --> 00:29:40,838
I mean, she controls me
four or five times,

400
00:29:40,938 --> 00:29:44,926
and in the meantime people pass by
and have fun it's a sea port!

401
00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:52,576
This is the usual Italy that doesn't work
and we take it out on the weakest!

402
00:29:52,676 --> 00:29:54,922
Judicial fury!

403
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,212
Tickets are paid for!

404
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:01,145
All right?
Tickets yes?

405
00:30:01,665 --> 00:30:03,841
- They pay.
- They pay!

406
00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:07,558
Go to the newsstand, at
machines or wherever you want.

407
00:30:07,658 --> 00:30:09,489
The important thing is that the tickets are?

408
00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:11,608
They pay.

409
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,962
Look, I'm not joking.
Now my two beautiful little heads,

410
00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:20,677
we go to dinner, we go to the room
quiet and good and we sleep.

411
00:30:20,914 --> 00:30:24,323
- We go to the room and yes?
- They pay.

412
00:30:29,556 --> 00:30:32,320
- Good evening.
- Good evening and thank you.

413
00:30:33,889 --> 00:30:37,842
Good evening. We're going to bed
that we are really destroyed...

414
00:30:37,942 --> 00:30:40,723
- A sleep, really...
- To die for.

415
00:30:40,823 --> 00:30:46,246
But first we wait for the green already,
let's cross and go buy tickets

416
00:30:46,424 --> 00:30:48,581
- Two the one because...
- To be sure...

417
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,017
Because you pay for tickets.

418
00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:52,671
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

419
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:55,928
- So, good morning...
- Good morning.

420
00:30:56,266 --> 00:31:00,707
Two 1,500 bills for this one
splendid subway.

421
00:31:00,807 --> 00:31:03,779
Without taking anything away from this
newsstand which I find fantastic...

422
00:31:03,879 --> 00:31:06,808
...and we are connoisseurs, why not
we wander around the subways and newsstands...

423
00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:11,629
- Thank you...
- Congratulations on the hand.

424
00:31:11,718 --> 00:31:13,754
Hairy at the right point.
Goodbye, congratulations...

425
00:31:13,854 --> 00:31:15,693
ad maiora... The city is also beautiful.

426
00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:17,118
Marbles...

427
00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:21,510
- First of all, good morning.
- Greetings.

428
00:31:22,377 --> 00:31:25,390
Do you want to obliterate her? Because they are there
a lot of bad guys

429
00:31:25,490 --> 00:31:27,731
which obliterate, like this
we only trust...

430
00:31:28,893 --> 00:31:30,277
Thanks and good morning.

431
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,194
Do not cross the e line
It is forbidden to speak to the driver.

432
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:37,587
Attention please.

433
00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:41,887
The envelopes were distributed
sealed containing the texts.

434
00:31:41,963 --> 00:31:44,420
From this moment
you can open the envelopes.

435
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,700
You have two hours to
complete the test.

436
00:31:47,979 --> 00:31:49,360
Good work.

437
00:32:52,898 --> 00:32:55,146
What is your name?
What is your name?

438
00:33:12,037 --> 00:33:14,130
This way, please.

439
00:33:16,765 --> 00:33:18,577
- have you finished?
- Yes.

440
00:33:18,677 --> 00:33:21,885
- are you sure?
- Now what's done is done.

441
00:33:22,145 --> 00:33:24,185
Well. A beautiful signature.

442
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:27,576
Pass a hand
on conscience.

443
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,904
And another one here.

444
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:37,121
Well, we're done.
I'll thank you... With him, who is more...

445
00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:41,940
- Goodbye.
- Until we meet again. Good day.

446
00:33:43,112 --> 00:33:47,365
- I swear, I really feel...
- Stop it Salvo, please.

447
00:33:47,466 --> 00:33:49,931
- I think he wants to marry you.
- Do you want to stop?

448
00:33:50,031 --> 00:33:52,274
Do you prefer the white dress?
Do I talk to your mother?

449
00:33:52,374 --> 00:33:53,580
Stop it!

450
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,153
- Who are you calling?
- To Sandra.

451
00:33:55,353 --> 00:33:57,659
- Do you have to tell her that you have someone else?
- Do you want to stop?

452
00:33:57,759 --> 00:33:59,655
End of competition phone call.

453
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,685
Ready love?
We just left.

454
00:34:02,785 --> 00:34:05,861
Everything went well, we have
answered all questions.

455
00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:08,349
to the capital of France
I put "Eurodisney"!

456
00:34:09,491 --> 00:34:11,661
Cube volume?
Side by side for 3.14.

457
00:34:11,761 --> 00:34:14,890
Don't be an idiot! As there
are you performing there in Milan?

458
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:17,705
Very good. They have us
arrested twice.

459
00:34:17,909 --> 00:34:21,185
Do you still have to be funny?
And what are you doing tonight?

460
00:34:21,285 --> 00:34:24,387
Don't worry, let's go now
to relax in the hotel,

461
00:34:24,456 --> 00:34:28,233
then we eat and go to bed straight away
because the train leaves early tomorrow morning.

462
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:32,182
Alright bye. It's no use,
I'll say hello to you. HI.

463
00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:34,447
- Ready darling?
- He hung up. That's how it's done!

464
00:34:34,547 --> 00:34:39,070
- Ready? How stupid are they...
- What do you want to do...

465
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:41,214
Look, we'll talk to each other
now with the lady?

466
00:34:47,226 --> 00:34:48,524
Lady?

467
00:34:56,026 --> 00:34:59,590
- Good evening.
- Greetings. Can we come in?

468
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:02,487
- At this time?
- I know, but unfortunately...

469
00:35:02,587 --> 00:35:04,970
we lost the address so...

470
00:35:05,356 --> 00:35:08,226
But we want to pay the entrance fee.

471
00:35:08,832 --> 00:35:11,857
- How much?
- There is no entrance fee. There is the drink card.

472
00:35:12,263 --> 00:35:14,259
- The drink?
- Drink cards.

473
00:35:14,297 --> 00:35:16,825
- That means you don't pay?
- Drinks only.

474
00:35:17,525 --> 00:35:20,543
It will be "free" in English,
that is, exactly Drin Card...

475
00:35:20,643 --> 00:35:22,205
Thank you.
But it's honest...

476
00:35:23,064 --> 00:35:26,092
But why did you make them
come in? It's very early.

477
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,406
They are happy...

478
00:35:49,745 --> 00:35:51,471
Nice, it's nice...

479
00:35:51,664 --> 00:35:54,870
Unfortunately it's late here
they go to sleep early

480
00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:56,614
because they work the next day.

481
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:03,476
- Will you stop with this hand here?
- It's bad, I don't like it.

482
00:36:03,505 --> 00:36:06,155
How bad? That's the brand!
It's too beautiful!

483
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,135
So when you have the shirt
do you walk like this with the brand here?

484
00:36:09,248 --> 00:36:11,453
What are these conversations?
I don't like.

485
00:36:11,553 --> 00:36:14,074
This is the first thing
the females look at the brand,

486
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:17,944
to see how much you spend.
Trust me, it's great.

487
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:21,370
If I had it...
Let's go to the bar, go.

488
00:36:30,325 --> 00:36:33,297
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

489
00:36:33,661 --> 00:36:38,619
- What do you have to drink?
- I do not know. The one you take.

490
00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:43,561
So let's make two "Negronis".

491
00:36:44,263 --> 00:36:45,684
One hundred thousand.

492
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,690
- One hundred thousand one?
- Fifty thousand each.

493
00:36:54,953 --> 00:36:56,990
To me the "Negroni" is exactly...

494
00:36:57,275 --> 00:37:00,830
Do we want to have two cokes and rum?
A coke and rum.

495
00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:02,536
Fifty thousand.

496
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:08,839
- A beer?
- Always 50,000.

497
00:37:09,946 --> 00:37:12,925
Alright, we'll take a walk,
because this is the first bar

498
00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:18,590
that we visited.
See you later...

499
00:37:44,974 --> 00:37:48,958
- But you're sleeping!
- Yes, disco destroys me...

500
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,464
I know, but that's how it is
I'm bored alone.

501
00:37:52,322 --> 00:37:55,923
It's just that we arrived late,
the truth is this... Let's go, go.

502
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:58,255
- But we had fun.
- I know, but let's go

503
00:37:58,355 --> 00:38:01,283
so they can close, which
they too will go to sleep.

504
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:06,186
- Evening.
- Please...

505
00:38:07,002 --> 00:38:10,872
Oh. Goodnight, we're leaving...
We had so much fun,

506
00:38:10,972 --> 00:38:15,099
the disco is beautiful,
but let's go to bed because it's late,

507
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:18,914
and we also free you who will be tired,
so you won't miss an opportunity.

508
00:38:19,014 --> 00:38:21,355
- Next time.
- Here is the clean clean drink card,

509
00:38:21,455 --> 00:38:23,865
- So we are nothing anymore.
- Are you kidding me?

510
00:38:23,947 --> 00:38:26,724
Are you kidding him?
You know I don't like it...

511
00:38:26,824 --> 00:38:28,844
Absolutely!
I would never allow myself.

512
00:38:28,944 --> 00:38:32,525
So, calm down, calm down.
What happens?

513
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:36,882
It happens that you have to pay 50,000
each. Here consumption is obligatory.

514
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:42,789
So, first of all
Let's moderate the terms, okay?

515
00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:44,944
- Otherwise what do you do?
- I don't know what I do exactly, but

516
00:38:45,044 --> 00:38:47,775
- I'll do something, okay?
- Calm down.

517
00:38:50,177 --> 00:38:53,634
- Go home, starving!
- Starved to me?

518
00:38:54,804 --> 00:38:58,892
Look, she has a man
between your hands, listen!

519
00:38:58,992 --> 00:39:01,707
Compa', help him because
I hurt him about this.

520
00:39:04,736 --> 00:39:07,179
Help him! Help him!

521
00:39:07,728 --> 00:39:10,970
- I'll kill you!
- Good, like that!

522
00:39:14,678 --> 00:39:16,089
Be quiet! (?)

523
00:39:22,244 --> 00:39:25,318
But who are those two?
What planet are they from?

524
00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:31,094
Here they are entering...

525
00:39:34,609 --> 00:39:37,505
She's my cousin! My uncle
he doesn't want you to come in alone!

526
00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:41,460
Here is the first...
Here. Carriage two.

527
00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:46,636
Stay here, these
I'll take care of two. Let's go.

528
00:39:48,578 --> 00:39:52,593
Good morning...
These are your seats.

529
00:39:54,175 --> 00:39:56,629
- Commissioner...
- Silence. Silence...

530
00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,147
Enough, huh?

531
00:40:00,309 --> 00:40:03,909
Who told you to sit down?
... Sit down.

532
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:09,038
And don't be smart because I don't
I move until the train has left.

533
00:40:09,318 --> 00:40:10,971
Why finally yes?

534
00:40:11,095 --> 00:40:12,908
- Are you sleeping?
- They get paid.

535
00:40:13,008 --> 00:40:17,948
- Let's go! Let's go!
- This was easy...

536
00:40:18,689 --> 00:40:21,430
Life is a jungle.
Life is a jungle...

537
00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:24,367
I had the label here,
they tore it all from me,

538
00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:27,000
as much as you know...
I'm sleepy as hell.

539
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:30,450
Blessed are you who are sleepy. I
I still have all my nerves on edge.

540
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:34,506
Do you see that? If not
they took it out of my hands,

541
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:36,966
I bit his head off!

542
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,144
Shut up, stop it...

543
00:40:41,243 --> 00:40:43,187
He is terrible,
nothing but a clean record.

544
00:40:43,265 --> 00:40:46,962
- Exactly...
- Let's leave it alone...

545
00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:51,979
- Do you mind if I take off my shoes?
- Please, go ahead.

546
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:54,808
- Sure, go ahead...
- Imagine...

547
00:40:59,038 --> 00:41:01,178
No, because sometimes I...

548
00:41:25,094 --> 00:41:29,969
In Milan it is normal to have a thousand
girls, a thousand different stories...

549
00:41:30,069 --> 00:41:32,944
Maybe they work,
who are stressed, however...

550
00:41:33,204 --> 00:41:34,729
They are crazy!

551
00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:38,376
But how do they make you understand?
But are they the ones who take the initiative?

552
00:41:38,571 --> 00:41:40,860
You walk in the disco,
and they come and touch your ass.

553
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,077
Well, but it's that easy... There isn't
not even the pleasure of conquest.

554
00:41:48,143 --> 00:41:52,056
Do you see us for example? In two days
How many girls did we have?

555
00:41:52,156 --> 00:41:54,408
- Four.
- Two?

556
00:41:55,637 --> 00:41:58,787
- Head on!
- Four each!

557
00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:02,401
Yes, have sex, sex, sex...

558
00:42:02,691 --> 00:42:05,957
- But what do you have left in the end?
- Nothing.

559
00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:12,036
...In Milan man is only prey,
mind in Sicily we are hunters.

560
00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:16,509
Excuse me. You two come
with me. I have to talk to you.

561
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,985
How many nights did you miss?

562
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,324
Us? Three, why?

563
00:42:21,424 --> 00:42:23,817
To me for three nights
no one called.

564
00:42:23,912 --> 00:42:27,484
So since I don't
I'm as stupid as people think,

565
00:42:27,607 --> 00:42:29,547
I understood who is tormenting me.

566
00:42:29,889 --> 00:42:34,164
- And who is he?
- Him! Ciccio Grandella, the old spinster!

567
00:42:34,264 --> 00:42:36,472
It was three days
in bed with the flu,

568
00:42:36,572 --> 00:42:38,748
and to me for three days
no one rang.

569
00:42:38,926 --> 00:42:41,358
- Stop it Gino.
- Stop it.

570
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:44,054
What does it have to do with it? Then we could
to have been us too...

571
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:49,035
What does it have to do with it, you're joking about it,
while for me it's a serious thing.

572
00:42:49,094 --> 00:42:51,899
He never forgave me
the fact that I created a family,

573
00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:53,921
and he remained a spinster.

574
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,124
Anyway, I'm going to fuck him tonight.

575
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,676
Come with me, you
I'll show you something.

576
00:42:59,085 --> 00:43:02,556
Rosina, not even a minute.
Come, come...

577
00:43:02,656 --> 00:43:06,074
This fits me
the door 24 hours a day.

578
00:43:06,174 --> 00:43:09,453
It's connected to a monitor I have
next to the bed and a VCR.

579
00:43:09,524 --> 00:43:13,727
- So, even if I fall asleep...
- Sure...

580
00:43:14,209 --> 00:43:17,621
So for example one
It's framed here, right?

581
00:43:18,244 --> 00:43:21,535
- Sorry Gino, and here?
- Also?

582
00:43:21,652 --> 00:43:24,135
Okay, but where does it end?
this shot, Gino?

583
00:43:25,363 --> 00:43:26,135
Here.

584
00:43:26,452 --> 00:43:30,006
- So someone isn't included here?
- No.

585
00:43:30,137 --> 00:43:32,064
But as much as he must have it
along this arm?

586
00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:35,087
Unless
plays with the horns.

587
00:43:35,187 --> 00:43:37,243
He can never do it.

588
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:50,198
> Spring is slowly passing away,

589
00:43:50,298 --> 00:43:53,701
> and the beginning of summer
the election campaign brings us

590
00:43:53,794 --> 00:43:56,606
< to elect the new
mayor of Cardaci.

591
00:43:56,747 --> 00:43:58,813
> And the challenge is to the death.

592
00:43:59,074 --> 00:44:01,916
...because it's time to end it
with this administration,

593
00:44:02,008 --> 00:44:05,576
that after making you believe
to be the bearer of the new,

594
00:44:05,645 --> 00:44:07,794
he stole all that
that there was to steal

595
00:44:07,894 --> 00:44:12,167
devastating the territory, descending
to compromises with the mafia,

596
00:44:12,749 --> 00:44:14,924
I see it in your eyes,

597
00:44:15,024 --> 00:44:17,791
Sicily is ready
to this change

598
00:44:18,305 --> 00:44:21,867
and it's up to you, dear ones
friends and fellow citizens,

599
00:44:22,104 --> 00:44:24,539
give a strong and clear signal!

600
00:44:24,869 --> 00:44:27,527
Look at these
unclimbed mountains!

601
00:44:27,627 --> 00:44:29,808
They are waiting
a dream of ours!

602
00:44:30,119 --> 00:44:31,356
What is the dream?

603
00:44:31,456 --> 00:44:33,974
We dreamed of Cardaci

604
00:44:34,256 --> 00:44:36,607
a ski resort!

605
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,330
A ski resort
it means hotels,

606
00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:45,671
restaurants, chalets... in one
one word work for everyone!

607
00:44:46,303 --> 00:44:51,037
But some might say...
But it hasn't rained in Cardaci for three years!

608
00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,639
Well! I answer it!

609
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:58,170
Just five is enough
five snow cannons,

610
00:44:58,241 --> 00:45:02,470
and we will make Cardaci
the "Curtain" of Sicily!

611
00:45:02,805 --> 00:45:06,183
And when the snow
in spring it will melt,

612
00:45:06,283 --> 00:45:10,074
- because I promise you: in spring
will make the snow melt! -

613
00:45:10,849 --> 00:45:15,202
we will also solve it
the problem of drought!

614
00:45:28,938 --> 00:45:33,962
Three... Two... One...
Go, go!

615
00:45:35,018 --> 00:45:38,371
Horned! This time I fooled you!

616
00:45:38,644 --> 00:45:41,247
Send the tape back,
Rosina, so we can see who she was!

617
00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:44,459
- You can't see anyone here!
- How come you can't see anyone?

618
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:46,370
Show me!

619
00:45:46,588 --> 00:45:51,066
> Posters, flyers, dinners...
Everything is an election campaign.

620
00:45:51,069 --> 00:45:53,712
> But not everyone gets off
to these lows.

621
00:45:53,812 --> 00:45:57,467
> The most prominent characters use
imperceptible but effective signs,

622
00:45:57,567 --> 00:46:00,547
> In short, not a leaf moves...

623
00:46:00,647 --> 00:46:02,052
Latest news from the snow front.

624
00:46:02,152 --> 00:46:03,865
That idiot
of candidate for Mayor

625
00:46:03,965 --> 00:46:06,608
says that of cannons
three snow guns are enough!

626
00:46:07,796 --> 00:46:10,218
<i>...and now let's move on
to the weather forecast.</i>

627
00:46:10,318 --> 00:46:16,007
<i>Muggy heat throughout Sicily
due to the sirocco.</i>

628
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:19,715
<i>From today the maxims
they will remain around 40 degrees.</i>

629
00:46:19,815 --> 00:46:25,112
<i>Numerous calls to the police
of Fire. To tame the flames...</i>

630
00:46:26,775 --> 00:46:28,609
It's nothing...

631
00:46:32,171 --> 00:46:34,188
Have a nice day everyone.

632
00:46:37,191 --> 00:46:39,913
Again? I told you that by now
there are four cameras:

633
00:46:40,013 --> 00:46:42,902
One frames the intercom
and the door, one the street,

634
00:46:43,002 --> 00:46:45,560
one the course and this
It's a general perspective.

635
00:46:46,299 --> 00:46:50,918
Among other things he has decreased
the time to reach the balcony,

636
00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:53,658
no more 24 seconds,
he's breaking down the wall

637
00:46:53,758 --> 00:46:55,892
of the living room and the bedroom
from the dining room so you avoid two bends.

638
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,525
It's taking
This man is in trouble!

639
00:47:05,307 --> 00:47:08,155
We would need a snail type stick,

640
00:47:08,255 --> 00:47:11,063
that arrives under the intercom
dodging the cameras.

641
00:47:11,163 --> 00:47:13,444
But there are four cameras.
What do you want to make a tunnel?

642
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,805
This man
he's thinking of them all!

643
00:47:17,939 --> 00:47:19,919
- Madam, good morning.
- Good morning.

644
00:47:20,012 --> 00:47:22,027
- There's mail.
- Oh yes, thanks.

645
00:47:22,127 --> 00:47:23,254
Until we meet again.

646
00:47:23,669 --> 00:47:25,316
I would have an idea, but...

647
00:47:25,674 --> 00:47:26,513
Which one?

648
00:47:26,806 --> 00:47:28,689
A remote-controlled airplane.

649
00:47:28,897 --> 00:47:31,928
- A remote-controlled plane?
- If we build a runway...

650
00:47:32,061 --> 00:47:32,870
<i>Save?</i>

651
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,744
Salovo, it has arrived
this letter for you.

652
00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:41,304
Maybe that's the answer
from the Milan Competition.

653
00:47:42,933 --> 00:47:45,948
- Okay, then...
- Like "then"... Won't you open it?

654
00:47:46,142 --> 00:47:49,803
Okay, then we'll open it. Now we are
studying, we are doing other things.

655
00:47:49,897 --> 00:47:51,802
But do you want to keep me on edge?

656
00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:54,724
But why do you have to delude yourself,
then you feel bad about it?

657
00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:58,536
Next Salvo, do it for your mother.
Maybe this is the right time.

658
00:48:00,638 --> 00:48:03,281
All right, I'll do it for you.

659
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,596
Then we feel bad,
I know it. I know her.

660
00:48:05,696 --> 00:48:09,516
Ma'am we are in a jungle,
we fight from morning to night.

661
00:48:09,644 --> 00:48:10,841
Here you go.

662
00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:14,621
Subject: Ministerial Competition,
etc. etc.

663
00:48:14,721 --> 00:48:17,051
Regarding your participation,
etc. etc.,

664
00:48:17,086 --> 00:48:18,779
Ministerial Competition,
etc. etc....

665
00:48:18,879 --> 00:48:23,139
...librarian, held in Milan...
we inform you that you are...

666
00:48:23,544 --> 00:48:26,533
Turns out? Turns out?
What are the results?

667
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,793
- Winner!
- Beddu figghiu miu!

668
00:48:32,893 --> 00:48:35,315
I felt it,
how happy I am!

669
00:48:37,997 --> 00:48:39,355
Lord thank you!

670
00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:52,543
- My son you did it!
- Congratulations! You did it!

671
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,916
Ma'am, I'm Salvo.
Is Valentino there? Thank you.

672
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,748
Vale, did the letter reach you too?

673
00:49:07,506 --> 00:49:08,670
I understand, you got it.

674
00:49:08,871 --> 00:49:11,837
Look, but Sandra remembered
the promise of marriage?

675
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:17,624
I understood, she remembered.

676
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,876
Look, if he's safe
can you let me pass Loredana?

677
00:49:22,499 --> 00:49:25,141
Loredana?
Sandra on the phone.

678
00:49:28,351 --> 00:49:29,783
- Yes?
- Loredana!

679
00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:31,865
Did you hear that great news?

680
00:49:33,153 --> 00:49:36,375
Maybe they wanted to reward
The originality of our answers.

681
00:49:36,475 --> 00:49:38,625
And they could send
a letter of congratulations...

682
00:49:38,712 --> 00:49:40,952
Not like this, what they send us
everyone to work.

683
00:49:41,513 --> 00:49:43,318
And who goes to the bar? Nobody?

684
00:49:43,418 --> 00:49:46,249
This is disrespect
for our region.

685
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:49,081
This is bringing you to your knees
The economy of a region.

686
00:49:49,181 --> 00:49:51,455
Because ours is
a bar-based economy.

687
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,430
And then this happened,
you and me in Milan... Look...

688
00:49:56,530 --> 00:50:00,271
This is nothing. Now with Sandra
we talk about nothing but marriage...

689
00:50:00,371 --> 00:50:02,257
Don't make me think about it...

690
00:50:02,357 --> 00:50:04,616
Why, what do you have to do with it, sorry?

691
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:10,109
Nothing, thanks
to your promise to Sandra,

692
00:50:10,209 --> 00:50:12,421
I now have Loredana
rightly attached to the head.

693
00:50:12,521 --> 00:50:13,762
So what? Sorry, I didn't understand.

694
00:50:13,862 --> 00:50:16,967
I had to promise
I'm getting married too!

695
00:50:16,982 --> 00:50:18,351
And when did you promise him?

696
00:50:18,451 --> 00:50:20,155
- What is it today?
- Monday.

697
00:50:20,356 --> 00:50:22,436
Three months ago, when
You promised it too.

698
00:50:22,471 --> 00:50:24,297
What? What? What, comrade?

699
00:50:24,497 --> 00:50:27,998
That's what you've been saying for three months
I'm wearing a skirt, and you?

700
00:50:28,403 --> 00:50:31,472
Salvo and you? Save
you are a slimy person!

701
00:50:31,572 --> 00:50:34,741
So you know what? I don't
I wanted to go to Milan, but to Venice!

702
00:50:34,841 --> 00:50:37,557
You can't be a gondolier
with this body!

703
00:50:37,657 --> 00:50:39,918
- But why, what kind of body do I have?
- Like a little skirt!

704
00:50:40,018 --> 00:50:41,890
Skirt? But I...!

705
00:50:44,379 --> 00:50:49,166
<i>...tomorrow at ten in Piazza Cavour
will perform a demonstration.</i>

706
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,474
<i>This snow blower
It's a hand towards the future!</i>

707
00:50:53,574 --> 00:50:58,902
<i>Vote and let Valvo vote,
and the snow will change your lives...</i>

708
00:50:59,273 --> 00:51:01,321
But what did we smoke?

709
00:51:06,124 --> 00:51:11,436
<i>Ciccio? Come and sleep, it's late!</i>

710
00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:14,311
<i>But we can know
What are you doing out there?</i>

711
00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:17,892
<i>And enough with these cigarettes!</i>

712
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:20,845
But there will be something
what can we do!

713
00:51:24,161 --> 00:51:26,469
Yet I would have an idea!

714
00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:29,869
Please, the lawyer is waiting for you.

715
00:51:35,517 --> 00:51:36,893
So, tell me.

716
00:51:38,452 --> 00:51:43,312
So, we are ficarra
and Picone... Good morning anyway...

717
00:51:43,971 --> 00:51:46,066
We have come
about twenty days ago,

718
00:51:46,346 --> 00:51:49,714
- speaking of that Competition story...
- Sorry.

719
00:51:50,484 --> 00:51:57,771
Hello?... Yes, we are appealing.
Okay, you prepare it... Okay.

720
00:51:58,467 --> 00:52:01,605
- Were we talking?
- So... We came

721
00:52:02,297 --> 00:52:05,602
to overturn the outcome of that Competition...

722
00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:11,124
Yes? Hey, how long
that you didn't make yourself heard... Yes.

723
00:52:12,034 --> 00:52:14,696
Oh well, in any case
there is always the Supreme Court.

724
00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:17,062
Alright... Hi.

725
00:52:17,662 --> 00:52:19,156
Sorry again.

726
00:52:19,438 --> 00:52:23,273
So, practically we,
when we came,

727
00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:27,637
we asked her if it was possible
make a complaint for the competition...

728
00:52:27,862 --> 00:52:28,963
Forgive me.

729
00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:36,084
- Yes? Tell him I'm not there.
- In my opinion it is the word "Competition"...

730
00:52:36,348 --> 00:52:40,456
Tell him who I am
left for two days.

731
00:52:43,935 --> 00:52:48,494
So, we have
done a long time ago

732
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:51,320
a question for a...

733
00:52:53,009 --> 00:52:57,029
One question, and we got there
after the response from...

734
00:52:57,868 --> 00:53:00,642
as in the Official Gazette of...

735
00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:05,645
In the Official Journal,
and I didn't say it and he knows it.

736
00:53:07,112 --> 00:53:13,206
Now, when the answer came,
that we really didn't expect,

737
00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:17,854
I swear by my children,
which I don't have yet, but...

738
00:53:18,030 --> 00:53:20,495
...coming soon... Which is right,
he doesn't care about this anyway.

739
00:53:20,785 --> 00:53:24,931
Now, we don't like this outcome of...

740
00:53:26,392 --> 00:53:29,392
...of the verification, here, of the test.

741
00:53:29,427 --> 00:53:31,193
In short, a competition?

742
00:53:32,981 --> 00:53:34,528
Exactly, of the Competition.

743
00:53:34,902 --> 00:53:36,530
I'm mortified.

744
00:53:36,966 --> 00:53:43,086
Yes? Alright, let's face it
the hearing... Agreed. HI.

745
00:53:45,463 --> 00:53:48,801
Sorry... I remember perfectly.

746
00:53:49,796 --> 00:53:54,668
Miss? Bring me the file
by Ficarra and Picone... Agreed.

747
00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:03,537
- Competition?
- Sorry...

748
00:54:19,015 --> 00:54:21,939
- Well, "good luck".
- Die!

749
00:54:21,974 --> 00:54:25,361
- But then it's done?
- Certain. Congratulations.

750
00:54:25,428 --> 00:54:27,910
- Thank you.
- Until we meet again.

751
00:54:30,565 --> 00:54:33,241
- Here's the file.
- Thank you.

752
00:54:38,874 --> 00:54:41,944
I absolutely am
agree with you.

753
00:54:42,946 --> 00:54:45,596
What happened is scandalous!

754
00:54:46,692 --> 00:54:48,163
Shameful!

755
00:54:48,263 --> 00:54:50,802
I told you, it was impossible!

756
00:54:50,831 --> 00:54:54,342
Yes, with this test
just as you supported her,

757
00:54:54,442 --> 00:54:57,956
I am certain that we can
overturn the outcome of the Competition.

758
00:54:58,477 --> 00:55:01,519
- But are we sure?
- Do you want to joke?

759
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,563
You have listed in alphabetical order
the names of all the Ossianic poets!

760
00:55:06,831 --> 00:55:08,956
What did we list?

761
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,268
There was even a question
on plate tectonics,

762
00:55:12,368 --> 00:55:14,368
that only a geologist could...

763
00:55:15,189 --> 00:55:19,091
- And we knew?
- Certain. The tests are impeccable.

764
00:55:20,485 --> 00:55:23,138
Sorry, but we're sure
that these are ours?

765
00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:25,175
Are you being modest? Sorry...

766
00:55:25,703 --> 00:55:27,731
- Is this your signature?
- Yes.

767
00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:32,425
Is this your signature?
Agree.

768
00:55:35,272 --> 00:55:39,055
Only now do I understand
what did you feel

769
00:55:39,155 --> 00:55:43,971
when you learned that...
Fuck! You won!

770
00:56:48,376 --> 00:56:53,265
If we want to make a good impression
we must use the triptych of triptychs,

771
00:56:53,569 --> 00:56:56,501
- the "Madame de Pompidour" backhoe...
- Wait!

772
00:56:56,727 --> 00:57:02,543
an exceptional trio of fish
covered in steaming bechamel...

773
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:08,549
Then we move on to the first courses.
The trio "Louis XIII",

774
00:57:08,649 --> 00:57:13,662
which introduces at the moment
touching of the cut of the tie.

775
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,196
And let's move on to the second of seconds...

776
00:57:16,296 --> 00:57:17,911
I'm going to the bathroom for a second, love.

777
00:57:26,132 --> 00:57:29,979
- You're making a pigsty!
- Oh well, you'll clean up anyway.

778
00:57:30,372 --> 00:57:31,931
Oh, but do you know how polite you are?

779
00:57:32,514 --> 00:57:35,387
- Do you want to teach me education?
- What does it mean?

780
00:57:35,957 --> 00:57:41,839
It means that I, unlike you,
I speculate, I think, I reflect...

781
00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:44,362
- And in the end I understand.
- And what did you understand?

782
00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:46,932
Who was your mother-in-law
to help us win the competition.

783
00:57:47,032 --> 00:57:49,114
- My mother-in-law?
- Your mother-in-law, my dear.

784
00:57:49,214 --> 00:57:52,128
Because you told your daughter that you wanted her
marry, she spoke to her mother,

785
00:57:52,228 --> 00:57:54,565
and the mother made cards
false to make us win.

786
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:57,174
- Really?
- Indeed, even!

787
00:57:57,274 --> 00:58:00,528
> The invisible enemy,
here's their problem.

788
00:58:00,628 --> 00:58:05,157
> Their hypotheses on the possible culprits
they start to involve everyone,

789
00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:08,252
> From relatives to friends, to enemies.

790
00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:11,513
> All probable culprits and
all with possible motives,

791
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:15,283
> until you get there
to the most incredible hypotheses.

792
00:58:18,639 --> 00:58:20,891
So, in your opinion
Do the secret services have anything to do with it?

793
00:58:20,977 --> 00:58:24,720
Certain. You see that two like us
who don't work and are happy,

794
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,177
I'm a loose cannon
for this company.

795
00:58:27,241 --> 00:58:29,723
- We are actually two uncomfortable people.
- Uncomfortable?

796
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:32,652
We are two revolutionaries
like Sc� Guevara!

797
00:58:35,294 --> 00:58:36,521
Who?

798
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,628
- Yes Guevara!
- And who is he?

799
00:58:42,795 --> 00:58:44,681
I don't know, someone who makes t-shirts...

800
00:58:45,991 --> 00:58:50,052
That's why I'm telling you, if ours passed
line would have collapsed the world economy.

801
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,355
They used every means to stop us.

802
00:58:52,455 --> 00:58:56,343
Yes... But who had to say...
My secret agent mother-in-law!

803
00:58:56,653 --> 00:59:00,309
It was obvious. I'll tell you again
again. Your mother-in-law can do:

804
00:59:00,655 --> 00:59:04,097
goulash, sacher torte
and polenta, three foreign recipes.

805
00:59:04,197 --> 00:59:07,124
How does he know that
40 years old who hasn't moved from home?

806
00:59:07,451 --> 00:59:10,774
So in your opinion all the agents
secrets know foreign recipes?

807
00:59:11,332 --> 00:59:12,770
Of course, because they travel.

808
00:59:14,653 --> 00:59:17,485
Sorry, but if you said that
my mother-in-law never leaves the house?

809
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,148
I do not know. I made it clear a little while ago,
the speech, you can't ask me to repeat it!

810
00:59:32,456 --> 00:59:36,878
<i>...Palermo overcame with
a peremptory 3 to 0 for Hamburg.</i>

811
00:59:37,426 --> 00:59:41,601
<i>and then he sees it opening wide
the doors to the European final.</i>

812
00:59:42,430 --> 00:59:45,869
<i>But now let's move on
to the Lotto draws.</i>

813
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:57,985
Here you go. Two double coffees in a large cup
for the heroes who stormed Milan!

814
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:03,091
Guys, I've been seeing you for a while
tired. But what do you do at night?

815
01:00:03,191 --> 01:00:05,081
- Let's study.
- For the Competition?

816
01:00:05,181 --> 01:00:07,815
- Haven't you already won?
- And we want to win big.

817
01:00:09,957 --> 01:00:12,270
I have come to the conclusion

818
01:00:13,205 --> 01:00:15,445
than to play me in the evening
They are professional people.

819
01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:20,982
Professionals from Palermo, but the
The sender is always Ciccio Grandella!

820
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,477
He doesn't deserve to be on my board.

821
01:00:23,751 --> 01:00:25,936
- I took down his photo.
- You did well, Gino.

822
01:00:26,277 --> 01:00:28,132
You did well.

823
01:00:32,628 --> 01:00:33,595
Save!

824
01:00:36,256 --> 01:00:38,557
This is Commendatore Rifatta!

825
01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:44,506
Valentino Picone and Salvo Ficarra!

826
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,844
It was a recommendation!

827
01:00:47,073 --> 01:00:49,329
And this is the Competition Commissioner!

828
01:00:50,229 --> 01:00:54,040
A signature here and another here!

829
01:00:54,832 --> 01:00:56,895
Hey! He made us sign twice!

830
01:00:59,063 --> 01:01:02,063
He brought this this morning
the boy from the pastry shop.

831
01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:06,755
Mr. Milazzo sent it. He says if you can
send it to a friend of his in Milan.

832
01:01:08,195 --> 01:01:10,565
Fuck, Don Ciccio!

833
01:01:12,013 --> 01:01:17,445
I tell you the horses will come
delivered tomorrow morning.

834
01:01:20,175 --> 01:01:26,583
Not "beheaded"
Delivered! Tomorrow!

835
01:01:27,664 --> 01:01:30,959
As for
Your friend, don't worry.

836
01:01:31,059 --> 01:01:36,188
He's already mayor. Indeed,
you know what I'm telling you? One moment...

837
01:01:36,865 --> 01:01:41,233
Marsicano, I told you that
I didn't want to be disturbed.

838
01:01:41,432 --> 01:01:44,589
Sorry Don Ciccio, I looked
to explain that it wasn't possible,

839
01:01:45,018 --> 01:01:47,370
- but they insist.
- Who are these?

840
01:01:50,717 --> 01:01:54,604
Marsicano, go out and close the door.

841
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:02,786
Don Ciccio... Why?

842
01:02:08,259 --> 01:02:15,288
Because I... I'll tell you one
story from when I was a child.

843
01:02:15,370 --> 01:02:18,886
Don Ciccio... Why!

844
01:02:22,902 --> 01:02:28,753
Why then... Maybe
It's better if we speak clearly.

845
01:02:29,648 --> 01:02:31,834
There is no more respect.

846
01:02:31,934 --> 01:02:35,255
And even these little ones,
these modern kids,

847
01:02:35,508 --> 01:02:41,703
they look you in the face and laugh,
you don't know who you are. who you were.

848
01:02:42,281 --> 01:02:48,520
- And if they know, they don't give a damn.
- Don Ciccio... Why?

849
01:02:52,549 --> 01:02:58,269
So you're tough, then
we don't speak the same language.

850
01:02:58,627 --> 01:03:03,608
Are you still like this? And late! We have to
accompany my mother to the cemetery!

851
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,488
And then we have to
even going to my aunt's.

852
01:03:05,588 --> 01:03:08,325
And look at him smoking!
I have emphysema anyway...

853
01:03:08,425 --> 01:03:11,184
The next night that won't
can you sleep because of the cough,

854
01:03:11,284 --> 01:03:13,399
I'll make you swallow your cigarettes!

855
01:03:13,499 --> 01:03:15,636
And what's with that idiotic face?

856
01:03:18,265 --> 01:03:20,412
- Good morning ma'am.
- Good morning.

857
01:03:20,512 --> 01:03:22,133
Excuse me.

858
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:26,827
Take it easy dear.
I'll arrange it myself.

859
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:38,572
Here you are. The life you have
always dreamed of you two,

860
01:03:39,146 --> 01:03:41,139
I dreamed it first.

861
01:03:41,606 --> 01:03:46,732
Free as the air,
like birds.

862
01:03:47,202 --> 01:03:50,081
Without worries, without work.

863
01:03:51,170 --> 01:03:53,808
And especially without a woman.

864
01:03:55,333 --> 01:04:01,634
Who counts your steps,
that takes your breath away.

865
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:07,634
I dreamed this life.

866
01:04:09,504 --> 01:04:12,202
And then you two dream about it too.

867
01:04:13,364 --> 01:04:17,201
Go out, shout it!

868
01:04:17,804 --> 01:04:23,249
Don Ciccio is envious of two assholes!

869
01:04:31,747 --> 01:04:36,713
But I can't do anything anymore.

870
01:04:38,289 --> 01:04:43,510
If you want to ask me something...

871
01:04:45,276 --> 01:04:53,247
I can help you how
if it were, say, a wedding gift.

872
01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:57,143
I'm talking about it and you're leaving?
But is this education?

873
01:04:58,179 --> 01:05:02,637
But, I'm talking and you're leaving?

874
01:05:04,863 --> 01:05:07,892
And do you close the door too?

875
01:05:11,283 --> 01:05:13,564
Fuck, 'u phone!

876
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:19,025
Ready? No, I'm
talking with friends...

877
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:22,847
Talk to you tomorrow. No, nothing!

878
01:05:22,947 --> 01:05:27,243
It's all calm,
He didn't move.. Leave the...

879
01:05:27,543 --> 01:05:30,710
Leave the world as
you can find it, please!

880
01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:36,816
And it's with great pleasure
I toast Tony and Tania,

881
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:40,435
that finally after so many years
they found the courage

882
01:05:40,535 --> 01:05:45,294
to put theirs aside
misunderstandings and starting again!

883
01:05:48,177 --> 01:05:51,207
And about that
I want to make a nice toast

884
01:05:51,445 --> 01:05:56,674
and toast to the freedom that I have lost,
but which I am happy to have lost.

885
01:05:57,719 --> 01:06:01,419
- And what does that mean?
- What does that mean? I was joking...

886
01:06:02,435 --> 01:06:05,005
So you know what?
Keep your freedom to yourself!

887
01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:08,127
Tania! What did I say?

888
01:06:08,227 --> 01:06:12,762
- And with this one there are 13!
- Blessed are you who no longer have these problems.

889
01:06:12,862 --> 01:06:15,277
By the way, I got the rings for you,

890
01:06:15,741 --> 01:06:17,182
but tomorrow you have to
stop by to try them.

891
01:06:17,282 --> 01:06:20,280
Yes, but it's the last thought,
we also have other things to do.

892
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:22,971
- There's still time.
- Everything is ready now.

893
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:26,033
Only if the Town Hall burns down you won't get married anymore.

894
01:06:39,446 --> 01:06:41,373
Oh, look at me!

895
01:06:41,963 --> 01:06:44,680
Go. First the hand and then the foot.

896
01:06:49,784 --> 01:06:53,754
- Grab the window!
- I understand, one minute!

897
01:06:55,476 --> 01:06:59,940
Slowly... Quick!

898
01:07:02,076 --> 01:07:04,374
Fall, I'll wait for you here.
Come on, fall.

899
01:07:04,474 --> 01:07:09,283
- Save, do something!
- Since we have time, take it easy!

900
01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:12,315
- Excuse me.
- Make yourself light!

901
01:07:31,313 --> 01:07:34,230
I'll open the door for you
from inside. See you there.

902
01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:36,193
The bins!

903
01:07:40,729 --> 01:07:44,700
Damn, you can't see anything here.

904
01:07:44,901 --> 01:07:47,193
But you too,
you could have brought a torch!

905
01:07:48,112 --> 01:07:49,995
But how do you have the torch
and you don't tell me anything?

906
01:07:50,095 --> 01:07:54,147
Oh, calm down, look at that
I didn't bring the torch!

907
01:07:58,227 --> 01:08:00,170
- Loredana!
- Sandra!

908
01:08:00,270 --> 01:08:03,442
-And what are you doing here?
- What are we doing here?

909
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:07,809
It's just practically that
Salvo was looking for Loredana...

910
01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:11,930
I said, where is Loredana?
I was worried.

911
01:08:12,146 --> 01:08:15,496
I said, where is Loredana?
Where is my love?

912
01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,260
So I said, let's go
to look at the Town Hall,

913
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,847
because she has this vice,
who barely has a moment's time

914
01:08:21,084 --> 01:08:23,859
he goes to the Town Hall.
you have this habit...

915
01:08:24,131 --> 01:08:25,667
And what are they?

916
01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,516
This is iced tea.

917
01:08:30,391 --> 01:08:31,953
To fishing.

918
01:08:32,590 --> 01:08:35,646
The offer of a street vendor here...

919
01:08:36,015 --> 01:08:38,588
Buy two and get three. Good.

920
01:08:39,869 --> 01:08:42,152
Valentine,

921
01:08:42,453 --> 01:08:44,014
what are they?

922
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:49,118
Petrol... Cold...

923
01:08:49,728 --> 01:08:51,281
Yes, frozen.

924
01:08:53,759 --> 01:08:57,675
Stop everyone, I have to say something
important because I can't take it anymore.

925
01:08:57,775 --> 01:08:59,635
I thought together
Except for this thing,

926
01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:02,654
that this history of work,
of the Competition, of the wedding,

927
01:09:02,754 --> 01:09:04,680
you don't think they are
are all things connected?

928
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,889
- It's not for you, let's be clear.
- Absolutely.

929
01:09:06,989 --> 01:09:12,002
We are the ones who aren't up to par.
Let's face it, we suck!

930
01:09:12,109 --> 01:09:14,285
Hey, it's not that we suck...

931
01:09:14,385 --> 01:09:17,412
We just like being there
with friends at the bar, with Gino...

932
01:09:17,447 --> 01:09:20,374
- It's our character.
- That is, we suck,

933
01:09:20,474 --> 01:09:23,708
- in the sense that we're not really serious...
- We're a bit lazy, that's it.

934
01:09:24,137 --> 01:09:28,328
- So Valentino had thought this.
- it?

935
01:09:28,924 --> 01:09:32,322
That... We couldn't
remain as we are?

936
01:09:32,588 --> 01:09:35,845
And so to remain as
you wanted to burn down the town hall.

937
01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:40,260
Yes, but not because we don't love you,
that is, actually... At least, I love you, Loredana.

938
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:46,072
Oh! I love you too, Sandra.
Sandra, I love you too.

939
01:09:49,316 --> 01:09:52,473
- Oh well, nothing, it could be that...
- Yes, maybe they feel confused

940
01:09:52,573 --> 01:09:54,282
rightly so, because it's not like...

941
01:09:54,575 --> 01:09:56,629
Maybe tomorrow morning with a fresh mind...

942
01:09:56,664 --> 01:09:59,051
One wakes up, gets up,
he shaves, he feels more...

943
01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:02,170
Because the woman herself with the
already done beard feels like another...

944
01:10:03,084 --> 01:10:05,946
- Go ahead, concept...
- Yes, yes.

945
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:09,441
- So...
- Then we would go.

946
01:10:09,577 --> 01:10:12,714
- What would you do?
- Forget it, maybe they want each other

947
01:10:12,868 --> 01:10:15,484
hold on a little longer,
because the Town Hall is beautiful at night.

948
01:10:15,584 --> 01:10:17,936
- If you don't enjoy it in the evening, what...
- Oh well.

949
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:20,904
Oh. You brought
the tanks too?

950
01:10:21,012 --> 01:10:24,374
- I brought him the lighter.
- So whose are those?

951
01:10:28,079 --> 01:10:29,398
Our.

952
01:10:31,373 --> 01:10:33,703
Maybe it's better than that
we are clear too.

953
01:10:34,541 --> 01:10:38,244
Everything fell on us
suddenly and now we are confused.

954
01:10:38,344 --> 01:10:40,625
Because we want to live our life.

955
01:10:41,651 --> 01:10:44,319
Just our idea
of life is different from yours.

956
01:10:44,419 --> 01:10:47,721
While you spent the hours at the bar
or to ring Gino's bell,

957
01:10:47,821 --> 01:10:51,161
- we have put some money aside
- And the bank lent us some of it.

958
01:10:51,261 --> 01:10:53,413
And now we want to start our own business.

959
01:10:54,443 --> 01:10:58,812
And this is not the time to be
someone's wife, mother or daughter-in-law.

960
01:10:59,486 --> 01:11:03,649
But sorry, but you weren't
you saying "let's get married"?

961
01:11:03,749 --> 01:11:07,712
- It's not like we said it.
- We've played our part.

962
01:11:07,747 --> 01:11:11,676
This is what they expected
everyone. Our parents, you two...

963
01:11:12,449 --> 01:11:15,481
But then you don't love us anymore?

964
01:11:16,222 --> 01:11:19,915
But no, it's not that. Only...

965
01:11:20,015 --> 01:11:24,879
- Just what?
- But we love you too. But...

966
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:07,804
Guys, don't look like that.

967
01:12:07,976 --> 01:12:13,108
These bins are proof that on
marriage we think the same way.

968
01:12:16,676 --> 01:12:21,051
Well, then what do we want to do?

969
01:12:30,942 --> 01:12:34,627
> Oh yes. Save, Valentino,
Loredana and Sandra

970
01:12:34,727 --> 01:12:38,255
> have made a difficult decision.
Perhaps the bravest,

971
01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:41,612
> certainly the most correct
at this point in their lives.

972
01:12:42,206 --> 01:12:46,667
> The choice not to marry again
and to stay away a little.

973
01:12:48,067 --> 01:12:50,978
> Today, however, is a day of celebration
for our country.

974
01:12:51,078 --> 01:12:53,951
> In fact we are all here,
excited and happy.

975
01:12:54,051 --> 01:12:56,845
> Oh God, not all of them,
two people are missing.

976
01:12:56,945 --> 01:12:59,918
> One is Don Ciccio, � 
missing for a few days.

977
01:13:00,018 --> 01:13:04,020
> Some evil people claim
who is on holiday in the Caribbean,

978
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,175
> away from his wife
indefinitely.

979
01:13:08,365 --> 01:13:11,129
> The pro-Alpine mayor
he lost the elections.

980
01:13:11,229 --> 01:13:14,468
> For some he became a victim
of an overly ambitious project,

981
01:13:14,568 --> 01:13:18,909
> others claim it harmed them
The sudden absence of Don Ciccio.

982
01:13:19,009 --> 01:13:21,892
> By the way, there is
a curious coincidence.

983
01:13:21,992 --> 01:13:24,557
> The Milanese Competition
won by Salvo and Valentino

984
01:13:24,717 --> 01:13:27,349
> has been cancelled.
It seems that the Judiciary

985
01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:29,629
> opened an investigation
following a report from an anonymous person

986
01:13:29,729 --> 01:13:31,538
> who was calling from the Caribbean.

987
01:13:31,638 --> 01:13:34,540
> In short, not a leaf moves...

988
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,985
> But the absence is truly inexplicable

989
01:13:37,085 --> 01:13:39,048
> is that of Gino Passalacqua.

990
01:13:41,287 --> 01:13:44,825
In the name of the Father, of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.

991
01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:47,621
Dear brothers and sisters

992
01:13:48,067 --> 01:13:53,301
we are gathered here because
today our Tony and Tania

993
01:13:53,401 --> 01:13:56,646
conora... crown the... They get married!

994
01:13:57,317 --> 01:14:00,112
And now let's start the ceremony.

995
01:14:07,866 --> 01:14:11,322
- Have you seen them?
- Yes, but pretend nothing happened...

996
01:14:12,547 --> 01:14:14,881
Hey, look who's here...

997
01:14:16,078 --> 01:14:19,133
- But why her...
- Did you see what they were looking at?

998
01:14:26,317 --> 01:14:28,727
- We're going, girls.
- No, but why?

999
01:14:35,510 --> 01:14:37,045
Nice ceremony, huh?

1000
01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:40,176
Yes.

1001
01:14:44,064 --> 01:14:47,024
I mean, I had fun.
After all, as they say...

1002
01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:50,977
There is no wedding where you don't laugh
and funeral where there is no crying...

1003
01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:56,378
So, I heard that tomorrow night
you have a soccer final.

1004
01:14:56,478 --> 01:15:00,294
But what? I have a whole groin
on the arm, don't even talk about it!

1005
01:15:00,394 --> 01:15:03,274
And then we don't do certain things anymore.
We have changed now.

1006
01:15:03,984 --> 01:15:06,088
No, because since we are free...

1007
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,639
we thought we'd come and see you.

1008
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:11,939
Yes, in fact we thought
that if you came

1009
01:15:12,039 --> 01:15:15,536
- maybe we'll go to dinner together afterwards.
- Boys! Is it all over or...

1010
01:15:15,735 --> 01:15:17,213
- Gino, come in.
- No, because we...

1011
01:15:17,433 --> 01:15:20,611
Gino, you can do it.
Come in and get the rice.

1012
01:15:20,671 --> 01:15:22,668
- But what is it, Gino?
- It happened that...

1013
01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:25,462
...in our invitation
there was another address.

1014
01:15:25,562 --> 01:15:27,251
There must have been an error.

1015
01:15:27,351 --> 01:15:30,143
- No, it was that cuckold...
- Gino, we're in church!

1016
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:35,216
Ciccio Grandella. Not this
never ceases to torment me. Let's go!

1017
01:15:37,481 --> 01:15:41,296
So okay?
Shall we have dinner together tomorrow?

1018
01:15:41,399 --> 01:15:45,031
- Yes.
- So maybe we can have a chat...

1019
01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:47,266
The bride and groom, the bride and groom...

1020
01:15:53,697 --> 01:15:56,441
> And so we arrived
at the end of the story.

1021
01:15:56,541 --> 01:16:00,537
> Nowadays in the village we only talk about
Salvo and Valentino's missed wedding.

1022
01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:04,680
> Everyone in their own homes
he made the most imaginative hypotheses.

1023
01:16:04,954 --> 01:16:07,797
> The most credible ones were
discussed in the evening in the square.

1024
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:12,351
> The most beautiful ones will land at Gino's bar,
where they will become official.

1025
01:16:14,936 --> 01:16:19,270
> After all, to tell a story
we often ignore the truth,

1026
01:16:19,370 --> 01:16:22,094
> and you will excuse me if here
and I too exaggerated.

1027
01:16:22,559 --> 01:16:24,631
> I hope this
you liked the story

1028
01:16:25,269 --> 01:16:29,507
> A story I told you
with the only voice I could make you hear:

1029
01:16:29,607 --> 01:16:31,154
> the one I don't have.

1030
01:16:32,110 --> 01:16:35,494
<i>Romeo! Romeo!
Come on, come on... A photo!</i>

1031
01:16:35,594 --> 01:16:37,695
> Sorry, they're calling me.

1032
01:16:44,548 --> 01:16:45,373
Ready?

1033
01:16:49,211 --> 01:16:50,532
Everyone stop!

1034
01:16:51,641 --> 01:16:53,448
Tania, what did I say!

1035
01:17:07,563 --> 01:17:10,893
- Have you finished resting?
- Come on, otherwise we won't leave anymore...

1036
01:17:10,993 --> 01:17:12,744
We spend two hours for everything.

1037
01:17:12,844 --> 01:17:15,314
No, this is too much
clear. A darker one.

1038
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:19,799
This yes. Now you can put
the light one, so they alternate...

1039
01:17:20,488 --> 01:17:23,808
Hurry, you still have to do all those,
then these and then we're done.

1040
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:29,040
But why do you leave your newspapers lying around,
who then reproach us?

1041
01:17:38,412 --> 01:17:41,863
Comrade... Competitions in Europe!

1042
01:17:42,806 --> 01:17:44,960
I don't want to know anything, Salvo.

1043
01:17:45,183 --> 01:17:51,452
No, enough, enough...
Sin. London... Barcelona...

1044
01:17:52,136 --> 01:17:53,740
Vienna...

1045
01:17:54,448 --> 01:17:58,830
- Athens, Cyprus...
- Boys!

1046
01:17:58,865 --> 01:18:00,856
- Everything is fine!
- We're done!

1047
01:18:03,159 --> 01:18:05,390
- Did they find him?
- Yes!

1048
01:18:13,128 --> 01:18:15,017
Comrade, but this time I'll decide.

1049
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:18,079
Amsterdam, the Venice of the north!

1050
01:18:18,872 --> 01:18:20,532


1051
01:18:21,532 --> 01:18:31,532
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